German IT outfit bans whining

They are going to put the whaaaaambulance out of business!
German IT outfit Nutzwerk Ltd has come up with the perfect solution to whining in the workplace - it's made cheerfulness a contractual obligation. What's more, Manager Thomas Kuwatsch has declared that those who don't measure up to the prescribed level of jollity in the morning should stay at home until they cheer up, Ananova reports.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/04/moaning_ban/
glasses, cynical, 2008

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George Michael
Got in a Accident. He...
Fell on his great
big head
And cracked it
The siren of the
little white box
wailed in the distance
getting closer
WhEEEEE haaa WHEEEEEEE haa WHEEEEE haaa WHEEEEE haaa
So what did the driver say when he got there
and loaded George Michael into the back?

WHAAAAAMbulance!

Ta-tum-tah!
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im not really too sure what this community's all about, but i thought the name was hilarious. So i joined. So, since theres one previous entry and only three other members, i doubt anyones gonna see this. But hello to you all, anyways.
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